I was in a hospital emergency ward once having a very large jagged splinter removed from my calf. This was the conversation between the Dr. and nurse attending to it:Dr: Nurse, hand me some of those ummm pointer tweezer things.Nurse: You mean forceps?Dr: Yeah, whatever the fancy name is…
suv2000 over 4 years ago
Not what I want to hear my heart surgeon say
Leojim over 4 years ago
I hope this isn’t a vasectomy!!!!
Farside99 over 4 years ago
Have to hurry! I have a tee time in 15 minutes!
finkd over 4 years ago
He’s going to use the putter as an anesthetic.
therese_callahan2002 over 4 years ago
My late dad and other doctors in my hometown often played golf at the local country club.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Uh-oh! You can tell what’s on his mind!
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Very big putts!
c4racecar over 4 years ago
I saw the same gag in a book produced in 1945. It was niblick rather than putter, but the same gag.
l3i7l over 4 years ago
Hopefully the putz doesn’t putter around, once the patient is opened.
P51Strega over 4 years ago
Either way he’ll make a hole-in-one
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
Never have surgery on a Wednesday
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
At least, he’ll try to get it done with the least number of strokes! :D
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Not a good time to putter around.
Digital Frog over 4 years ago
I was in a hospital emergency ward once having a very large jagged splinter removed from my calf. This was the conversation between the Dr. and nurse attending to it:Dr: Nurse, hand me some of those ummm pointer tweezer things.Nurse: You mean forceps?Dr: Yeah, whatever the fancy name is…
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 4 years ago
Words you would prefer not to hear from you surgeon is Oops and My Bad.