Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 16, 2020

when has Schroeder ever been a tease to Lucy?

Because he doesn’t like you, Lucy!

Would he miss you if you went away? Why don’t you try it and see?

Why won’t Schroeder ever tease Lucy? Easy! Because he knows that if he does, she’ll SOCK him a good one! ;D

Tell me sweet little lies

Somehow I don’t see Lucy growing up and becoming a tease herself.

Because he’s not a hairstylist?

The masochist: “Hurt me!”

The sadist: “No.”

How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

He’s lying. Either to her or to himself.

When the Van Pelts did move away, Schroeder actually did end up missing Lucy.

My husband says, “I missed you…but then I got my scope fixed.”

Yeah, no surprise there.

“Peanuts After Dark”

“How is it you can always get into my house and lean on my piano even though I don’t like you and don’t want to hang out with you?”

He would miss her. Sometimes you don’t realize how much you like something or someone until it’s gone

I do not think that anyone would miss Lucy.

I asked my wife if she would miss me. She said she wouldn’t miss. :-(

Never stop believing.

Why does he keep missing her? He just needs to aim better! :D

He doesn’t like you.

Because I don’t think about you, except when you are here annoying me, or when you miss a catch on the baseball team.

There is at least ONE thing that you can admire about Lucy. She’s tenacious!

Actually, you do Schroeder. In, Is This Goodbye, Charlie Brown?

Lucy, he is NOT playing hard to get. More like ’don’t even bother’.