Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 04, 2020

That’s not exactly how it went Lorna, and you know it.

“I hit you in the head and knocked you out!”

“That doesn’t narrow it down much.”

To quote Lorna Lake: “there’s definitely no way I can return to the Alliance after knocking out Rip Haywire to help you escape.” Check out the July 5, 2020 strip in the timeline.

Let’s hope after rehiring her, the Alliance HR gave Lorna a stern talking to and assigned her to at least an hour long class about not knocking unconscious fellow Alliance operatives in support of schemes to betray the Alliance.

That said, who is Lorna going to swoon over on this next adventure? Surely not Jenkins! Maybe the crazy guy who is currently obsessed with Cobra? Isn’t he blonde too?

“Forget all the training, missy. Go make me some pancakes.”

The non-Haywire way? I doubt Lorna can convince Rip to carry a gun because I can’t imagine a non-Haywire way.

KA-BORING!!

Beware of Goldilocks, Rip. She can’t be trusted.

By talking nice to them?

KA-TRAINING!

You mean there’s another way?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh4zqMMaRlA

Oh, won’t this be interesting… Let’s see how long she lasts this time…