The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 03, 2020

When are you submitting your resignation to the Board of Directors, Boss ?

You can tell times are getting bad, The money bags beside his desk are gone.

Talk about a “left-handed” compliment.

I apologize for this one in advance…

The boss calls Mary and Jack into the office and says “sales are down. I’m going to have to lay you or Jack off,” and Mary says “could you jack off? I have a headache.”

Stock Market not so good for the Chief? No money bags next to his desk.

This is one of the few times when it is beneficial to be an idiot.

And Brutus will still have to ponder this.

The strip is entering week #4 in daily 2018 rerun mode. Has there any word on why the daily Born Loser strip has been in reruns the last 4 weeks and if Chip Samson has been taking time off due to COVID-19? Or maybe Mr. Samson is threatning to end the Born Loser strip in a few weeks?

I’ve been laid off for that reason before :(

They should have CallMeMeg write the strip.

Besides we keep you around as the perfect scapegoat…

JOB SECURITY!

Makes you appreciate that you make so little.

fire the boss big improvement in profit line

Have you considered yourself, Veeblefester?

So, nobody will be cut except, possibly, himself?

That’s why I guess I have job security!