Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 17, 2011

At least Sit is better than Play Dead.

Holler “Sit Come” and he could be on television!

I once had a dog named “Dammit.” I could call him and cuss at him at the same time.

I’m glad you didn’t make him Play Dead.

Thanks, Dogsniff. I think I heard that on a commercial yesterday, but I don’t think it really registered. I have no idea what station it will be on or what time.

Come here Sit. Heel Sit. LOL

“Headline” on Leno some time back: Police responded to a call that a neighbor was outside screaming for help. They discovered she was calling her cat, named “Help”.

How do you tell if a dachshund is “sitting”?

Funny comic!

Don’t get another and name it Here Boy, it’ll be chaos.

One of my teachers in HS had a pair of standard poodles, named “Dammit” and “Get off the Rug”!

Another had a pair of full-grown Alsatians (German Shepherds) named “Chisai” and “Skoshi” that filled-up his Beetle; but nobody bothered that car in front of the stores in downtown Fallbrook.

Reminds me of the dog in the movie, “The Jerk.” Steve Martin named him “S*ithead.”

Pouncing - Also really glad he didn’t name him “Run Out Into the Street”…