Close to Home by John McPherson for August 04, 2020

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Does a raise and a crown come with the honor.

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    Leojim  over 4 years ago

    Bleeb seems to be in awe!

    Hello all out there in gocomics land :-)

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Every profession has to have its heroes, its lodestars.

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    Only to discover it’s really a hornets’ nest made to look like stone.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    And she’s still a “cafeteria lady”.

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    Why just queen of the cafeteria? Why not the whole school instead?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Awesome! Now she can finally go off on that quest for the long lost S.O.S recipe. You know, the good one that some people say they had once so very long ago.

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    saltylife16  over 4 years ago

    But can she cook

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    DanSlicker  over 4 years ago

    I’ve never associated lunch ladies with fly swatters.

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    onespiceybbw  over 4 years ago

    What they don’t tell you is that the “stone” is made out of two-year-old mashed potatoes.

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    H.L. Mencken  over 4 years ago

    Cafeteria ladies are the unsung heroines of our day. God Bless them all.

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    hilldale  over 4 years ago

    My husband calls our fly swatter Excalibur.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Until the cafeteria was raided.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “All hail Her Royal Highness, Queen Suzanne! For she has indeed extracted the enchanted flyswatter…. um, I mean… longsword, “EXECUTOR” from the grasp of the petrified mound of meals past, and shall wield it’s mighty power in defence of the crown! Truly, she is the chosen one! God save us, God Save the Queen! Okay, that was fun… now can we all get back to work… that meatloaf ain’t gonna make itself, and there’s already a buncha yammerin’ kids lining up!!”

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    jbduncan  over 4 years ago

    Any successful teacher makes friends with custodians, secretaries and the cafeteria folks first.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    But subsequently released a storm of flies.

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