Monty by Jim Meddick for August 13, 2020

I have a huge fear of octopi. And live in Australia so I have to deal with the blue ringed octopus

The Octopus should be the one screaming!

“Fresh seafood, anyone?”

Good move but minus a point. It was supposed to have been a squid.

Great! Now they have something fresh for lunch.

I’d like to be under the sea, In an octopus’ garden in the shade…….

Monty pulled off something impressively? That’s a surprise.

He’s like 18 inches from the sand

Ah yes the rare river octopus.

Suckers!

Monty has a new hat! Impressive kayak roll!

Could be worse – he could be watching the octopuses garden if he didn’t properly roll…

I’ve done this many times. Oh, not the kayak roll. The octopus thing.

I’ve always known it as an eskimo roll. Then again, that sounds like a type of sushi.

I can do a half one

Makes Medusa look like a piker.

The local kayak club practices in the pool and you’re required to learn to roll before they’ll let you out on open water. It’s hilarious watching people practice: so many near drownings.

When I learned that it was called an “Eskimo Roll”. Have the Inuits made Eskimo a nasty word? >>Eskimo: A member of an indigenous people inhabiting northern Canada, Alaska, Greenland, and eastern Siberia, traditionally living by hunting (especially of seals) and by fishing. or 2.Either of the two main languages spoken by indigenous peoples of the Arctic (Inuit and Yupik), forming a major division of the Eskimo-Aleut family

It’s called a “head spin” only expert squid can pull it off.

Good grief! It’s Cthulhu…

Good Grief! It’s Cthulhu…

wasnt expecting that

Hey, embrace your local cephalopod! It’s smarter than you are, anyway, Monty. Just be sure it doesn’t decide to eat your (alleged) brains out….