Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 25, 2020

Now, hold on a second…

From a certian point of view.

You shouldn’t point fingers at others, aunty. It’s not polite to point. Especially at bears. Don’t blame us later.

Forgiive? Si! Forget? Non!

That is usually called “I don’t get mad, I get even.” But, in your case, Aunty, it is “I am always mad and I always get even.”

There’s room for both in that hollow in your chest, no?

Forgive, but don’t forget. That way you won’t get hurt a second time.

Why hold a grudge when you can nag ’em to death.

The Queen holds a grudge until it dies of old age, then she has it stuffed and displays it in the parlor.

I call it ‘I forgive, but I do not forget’.