Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 04, 2020

I saw a series of stills of spider webs that were made when the spider was normal, or had been drugged with a variety of “recreational” drugs (this was back in the 1970s). Fascinating.

Before she got her smartphone, Simone used to spend all her time on the Web.

And that’s how the spin class webinar went wrong…

Simone needs the web app with spin-check.

She will never catch a husband with that web.

Honestly, no one should try to multi-task anything with texting! Texting requires 100% undivided attention.

It’s comforting to know that humans are the only creatures in nature unable to focus on what’s really important.

I have an app that prevents me from using my phone while driving: it’s called brain. I think everyone should download it and use it.

See, you got distracted at work and made a shoddy web site. Such an unprofessional web designer you are!

That web ain’t gonna fly.

Maybe the flies will be texting and flying.

How nice. Someone who actually realizes that the most spiders who spin webs are female.

It’s a pattern of behavior.

She got so caught up in her texting……

Fascinating to drug spiders??

Well done

Drugged spiders https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/6818187/nasa-spider-webs-drugs-lsd-marijuana/