Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 28, 2011

This is their 3rd Waffle iron.

You can never have too many waffle irons.

Oh! I just thought of something… Would it be a faux pas to give the Insectoid Royal Couple a Bug Zapper?

I don’t own a waffle iron. I don’t think I’d use it if I did. One can never have enough ice cream makers.

They can just return it when Dirk conquers them and takes their loot.

Galaxy? has he even conquered a Fiesta?

Waffles need ironing. They’re too bumpy. Not like nice flat pancakes.

Which reminds me, it’s almost time for breakfast…

Mmmmmm….rodent with pancakes and syrup, perhaps.

Annie Conda would like that.

Oh no! Where is DOC TOON when we need him?

Some conqueror. Doesn’t even know enough to check their gift registry at Bedbug and Beyond..

Nice to see traditions observed, even during Galactic war.

NebulousRikulau said: Would it be a faux pas to give the Insectoid Royal Couple a Bug Zapper? QUICK, BREWSTER! Switch the nametag on YOUR gift with DIRK RAIDERS!

Biology lesson time: rabbits are not rodents. They are mammals, and rodents are mammals, but rabbits are Lagomorphes. Look it up in Wikipedia. I just did. Now, do you really want to eat rodents?

What if they have those polyester waffles that don’t wrinkle?

Lagomorphs are delicious if prepared correctly.

Nice timing. I just had ground pork that was cooked in a waffle iron, along with cornbread waffles, cabbage and potatoes.

The pork looked like roadkill but tasted great.

How did they get to be extinct?