Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 27, 2020

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    oldpine52  over 4 years ago

    As long as she didn’t have a Jack Elam face.

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    GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago

    With a Clark Gable mustache.

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    Here's Waldo  over 4 years ago

    A face like a collie and a body like a melon. She was his meloncollie baby.

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Just throw a sack over her head…..

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And a mouth like Don Rickles.

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    wiatr  over 4 years ago

    This would probably be funnier if I had any recollection of Martin Scorsese’s face.

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    katzenbooks45  over 4 years ago

    Marty Feldman eyes.

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    cubswin2016  over 4 years ago

    If Cosmos keeps trying to find the perfect woman, he will be a very lonely man.

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    Numbnumb  over 4 years ago

    Was she able to comb them back?

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    J Short  over 4 years ago

    Well, I guess it was better than Admiral Zumwalt eyebrows.https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FtYf10ecAeiw%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    I’m gonna have nightmares now

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    stamps  over 4 years ago

    And she was 40-40-40 straight up and down.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    And a Joe Lewis right hook.

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 4 years ago

    OK, but did you like her?

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    t_win27  over 4 years ago

    That means she looked like the front end of a ’62 Rambler!

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    prrdh  over 4 years ago

    People like that are born to play the oboe.

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    heathcliff2  over 4 years ago

    Sounds interesting. What else?

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    Frida Kahlo was truly a great Mexican artist but her unibrow always turned me off.

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    tung cha cha cha  over 4 years ago

    The description kinda looks a lot like himself. I’d like to hear how his date described him.

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    Eyebrows can be groomed.

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    tee929  over 4 years ago

    Sounds like Groucho Marx….

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    Mediatech  over 4 years ago

    Her teeth are like stars, they come out at night. – W.C. Fields

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