As long as she didn’t have a Jack Elam face.
With a Clark Gable mustache.
A face like a collie and a body like a melon. She was his meloncollie baby.
Just throw a sack over her head…..
And a mouth like Don Rickles.
This would probably be funnier if I had any recollection of Martin Scorsese’s face.
Marty Feldman eyes.
If Cosmos keeps trying to find the perfect woman, he will be a very lonely man.
Was she able to comb them back?
Well, I guess it was better than Admiral Zumwalt eyebrows.https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FtYf10ecAeiw%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
I’m gonna have nightmares now
And she was 40-40-40 straight up and down.
And a Joe Lewis right hook.
OK, but did you like her?
That means she looked like the front end of a ’62 Rambler!
People like that are born to play the oboe.
Sounds interesting. What else?
Frida Kahlo was truly a great Mexican artist but her unibrow always turned me off.
The description kinda looks a lot like himself. I’d like to hear how his date described him.
Eyebrows can be groomed.
Sounds like Groucho Marx….
Her teeth are like stars, they come out at night. – W.C. Fields
Rick McKee
oldpine52 over 4 years ago
As long as she didn’t have a Jack Elam face.
GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago
With a Clark Gable mustache.
Here's Waldo over 4 years ago
A face like a collie and a body like a melon. She was his meloncollie baby.
dadthedawg Premium Member over 4 years ago
Just throw a sack over her head…..
littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
And a mouth like Don Rickles.
wiatr over 4 years ago
This would probably be funnier if I had any recollection of Martin Scorsese’s face.
katzenbooks45 over 4 years ago
Marty Feldman eyes.
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
If Cosmos keeps trying to find the perfect woman, he will be a very lonely man.
Numbnumb over 4 years ago
Was she able to comb them back?
J Short over 4 years ago
Well, I guess it was better than Admiral Zumwalt eyebrows.https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FtYf10ecAeiw%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
KEA over 4 years ago
I’m gonna have nightmares now
stamps over 4 years ago
And she was 40-40-40 straight up and down.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
And a Joe Lewis right hook.
GiantShetlandPony over 4 years ago
OK, but did you like her?
t_win27 over 4 years ago
That means she looked like the front end of a ’62 Rambler!
prrdh over 4 years ago
People like that are born to play the oboe.
heathcliff2 over 4 years ago
Sounds interesting. What else?
Linguist over 4 years ago
Frida Kahlo was truly a great Mexican artist but her unibrow always turned me off.
tung cha cha cha over 4 years ago
The description kinda looks a lot like himself. I’d like to hear how his date described him.
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
Eyebrows can be groomed.
tee929 over 4 years ago
Sounds like Groucho Marx….
Mediatech over 4 years ago
Her teeth are like stars, they come out at night. – W.C. Fields