Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 27, 2011
Transcript:
Petey: These soccer shoes are more complicated than those old ones I had. They've got all these mysterious valves and bladders and vents. I think they've got a central nervous system. Which means they've got a brain. So sports equipment can now play sports without human interference, leaving mankind free to avoid sports entirely. Alice: YAY!
margueritem over 13 years ago
YAY!!!
Catfeet Premium Member over 13 years ago
What will the bookies think about this?
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
You may as well be playing a computer game.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
They kinda look like shape-ups Petey.
MisterFweem over 13 years ago
But can they chew soda crackers and whistle “Yankee Doodle” at the same time?
justmeta Premium Member over 13 years ago
mysterious valves and bladders i need new shoes
tmt over 13 years ago
Yay indeed!
pumaman over 13 years ago
I don’t think Petey is cut out for ball sports. I think when he’s older he’ll be on the cross country team.
andynicolson50 Premium Member over 13 years ago
its football ,not soccer - we had the name before you!!!
vzs1022 over 13 years ago
I will still play along side and in my sports equipment.
Z-mage over 13 years ago
Andy-Yeah, you did start calling it soccer before we did.
zsteelie Premium Member over 13 years ago
I’m with margueritem … YAY!!!
chaosandcake over 13 years ago
Sound like Scott Westerfeld’s creations.
Muzition over 13 years ago
I’m sure all you Cul de Sac readers can identify the animal in this photo: http://www.neatorama.com/2011/04/27/a-day-at-the-san-diego-zoo/
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Such an imagination.
pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago
I have my own pair of intelligent sports-avoiding equipment. I call them “my feet”.
sonicmario2 almost 13 years ago
Bladders?