Nest Heads by John Allen for January 20, 2024

1. Put a giant dead animal carcass in the middle of the table!

I’d just chuckle.

I gave up eating Thanksgiving leftovers. Yes, I just quit cold turkey.

As I was growing up there were no vegans nor vegetarians in my family, but NOBODY apologized for the green beans=, broccoli or Brussel sprouts on the table, either, and I found them roundly offensive – if you don’t like a dish, you don’t have to eat it – every Thanksgiving, my table has disgusting sweet potatoes on it and I just ignore them – it’s not hard.

Actually it’s Tofurkey, mom didn’t want to tell dad or the kids…

But you do every time you MAKE tourney or use tofu in any way