Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 26, 2011

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    JanLC  over 13 years ago

    Sounds like one of the Wiz’s spells

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    Llewellenbruce  over 13 years ago

    She’s too tall for you Bung.

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    EarlWash  over 13 years ago

    Just about eneryone is too tall for bung.

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    Woody157  over 13 years ago

    Reminds me of some people I’ve known. Didn’t know they were drunks till I saw them sober.

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    Hey, Bung try this one. “If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

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    Hillbillyman  over 13 years ago

    That’s me talking to woman, and I don’t even drink.

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    gjsjr41  over 13 years ago

    Women he can talk to, girls he can’t.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Watch out Bung. I once found in the morning I had proposed.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I think he needs a little help from his friend.

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    Digital Frog  over 13 years ago

    Buy her a beer and then chase her?

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    BigChiefDesoto  over 13 years ago

    I was once in love with a beautiful blond. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m grateful to her for!

    (Stolen from W.C. Fields)

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 13 years ago

    Maybe she speaks his language.

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    Rakkav  over 13 years ago

    “Tongue-tied, are you, hon? Here, let me buy you a drink.”

    This may turn out better for His Bungship than Sir Rodney guesses!

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    mark63  over 13 years ago

    keep talking Bung she is drinking so it probably makes sense

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    me_the_polish_gull  over 3 years ago

    What’s Bung’s last name? Kootrapali?

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