Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for January 09, 2021

They are being raised to have good taste.

Col Sanders with a Fred Rogers mask saying “I like you just the way you are.”

Maybe they could adopt me.

They’re better cared for than most children, until they’re killed to be eaten

Are they killed humanely?

sigh

I remember reading an article that claimed that chickens made to listen to calming music lay more eggs. I wonder if they prefer Beethoven or Mozart.