Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for August 30, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  about 3 years ago

    Watch that fringe and see how it flutters

    When I drive them high steppin’ strutters

    Nosey pokes’ll peek thru’ their shutters and their eyes will pop!

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    Grace Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I love “Oklahoma” :) A man who sings show tunes in the shower is ok by me.

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    -Saint-  about 3 years ago

    A great tune & I grew up through my hairline as well….

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    Ken Norris Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The old (very old) Howdy Doody Show had a guest character once called Arthur Surrey. He danced and had fringe on the top, too.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Kirk and Spock and a few others beamed down to a planet on a “First Contact” mission. The sentient, sapient beings living there called themselves “Furries.” (No relation to Earthian Furries in any way) As they made their way to the coordinates of the government buildings they asked to meet the leader, or at least the leader’s staff and were directed to an office and told that the office would be the place were they could meet with the leader and their staff. They were met by a Furrie with a hypodermic needle strapped to its head. “Are you the leader?” Kirk asked. “No, I am the Furrie with the syringe on top.”

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Well, if he is as old as that song – it’s a wonder he has any hair left.

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