Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for January 31, 2022

Em should send out an alert when Max does that.

If the first tear comes from the right eye, it means happiness and if it comes from the left eye, it’s sadness. If the tears come simultaneously from both eyes, you stepped barefoot on a piece of Lego. :D

You could get rid of those Legos and replace them with something less dangerous – remember the SNL clip with Akroyd trying to promote his “Bag O Glass” toy?

Just FYI (and I don’t know why) but the plural of Lego is still Lego.

Lego is both a singular and plural term, like deer, moose and Jedi.

evidently he was not told to pick them up when he was finished playing with them.

With my boys it was HotWheels. It hurts like hell to step on a miniature toy 1963 Chevy Impala.