Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for November 22, 2023

At least he knows about John Lennon.

And a one and a two, take it away girls. Wonderful, wonderful…..

They were the only reason for watching the Lawrence Welk Show. Well, that and the fact that mom and dad controlled the only TV in the house.

Would that be Janet or Mimi?

Mary Lou Metzger was my dream girl.

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Ono. 〠〠〠

When you’re dating yourself, how often do you take yourself out? Do you ever slow dance with yourself? Do you ever hold hands with yourself and kiss and hug?