Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for August 23, 2024

Timmy was a clumsy little bugger.

and your kryptonite is: “Weak Bladder”

Fine, as long as we don’t lose the discounts, such as they are. Nothing like getting a ten percent discount on a three thousand calorie burger your diet can’t accommodate. Well, unfortunately shouldn’t have to accommodate.

That sounds sophomoric.

I’m going to supersize my nap.

Lassie was the one who rescued Timmy from the well

Little Timmy wants to win the Darwin Award.