I wanted to grow up to be Einstein or someone like that. Alas, I just don’t have the mental horsepower. But at least I avoided trying to play the guitar!
The Genesis of the whole issue is that songs about being the “dumpee” sell way better than songs about being the “dumper”. Like they say in law enforcement, follow the money. The only song I remember about being the “dumper” is from Toby Keith …Only the best looking tuna gets to be starkist.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
I wanted to grow up to be Einstein or someone like that. Alas, I just don’t have the mental horsepower. But at least I avoided trying to play the guitar!
julie.mason1 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I was a Biblical guitarist. My right hand didn’t know what the left hand was doing.
kartis over 4 years ago
“In the Air Tonight” is the counterpoint and his absolute best song.
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
The Genesis of the whole issue is that songs about being the “dumpee” sell way better than songs about being the “dumper”. Like they say in law enforcement, follow the money. The only song I remember about being the “dumper” is from Toby Keith …Only the best looking tuna gets to be starkist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1vRL9kRl8g
Qiset over 4 years ago
All I have to say about the last panel is “ouch!”
J Short over 4 years ago
Yeah, and with Sting, you got that whole tantric sex thing going on.
Cozmik Cowboy over 4 years ago
Phil Collins: great rock drummer, putrid pop singer.
Aloysius over 4 years ago
hearing Phil Collins always makes me want to take a Peter Gabriel antidote.
Stephen Gilberg over 4 years ago
Could be worse. You could’ve picked Michael Jackson, for instance.
SkyFisher over 4 years ago
Insert sound effect of comic drum-cymbal sting here