Close to Home by John McPherson for August 12, 2020

G entlemen

O nly

L adies

F orbidden

i.e. drinking and driving……balls and carts of course.

Whew! At first I thought there was a horrific accident.

Someone’s going to be dead meat when he gets home

If you have to lie to your wife like that, maybe you shouldn’t have married her in the first place.

" When I want to go Hunting and Fishing I go Hunting and Fishing " (John Wayne)

Must have been more than the usual 4 hour round.

Looks similar to a mechanic too which I once brought my car

Good morning beautiful people and you too Bleeb. Be mindful of that overhead door..

Yeah, that didn’t work for me either.

“Honey, it’s kinda tough to see under here, but it looks like the muffler gear is shot. So, I’m gonna run up to the auto parts store and get a new one. I’ll be back in a little bit…back in a little bit…back in a little bit…back in a little bit…”

The wheels came off this one.

Still an ingenious idea

I remember a similar joke in “Last Action Hero”, with Schwarzenegger’s character talking to his wife on the phone, then putting the handset in a drawer with a tape player saying "Yeah . . . yeah . . . uh-huh . . . yeah . . . uh-huh . . . "

Bleeb ratted on him.