FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 02, 2020

how you wish you were a Sith lord, huh, Jason?

Wouldn’t you rather be the guy who can shoot lightning out of his fingertips?

A guy who is upset about sand on his feet isn’t exactly scary.

Ugh, that movie turned out to be such a huge letdown.

Jason want’s to grow up as a burn victim/amputate?

“I’m a Jedi, like my father before me.” -Luke

Didn’t this movie become the worst of all the Star Wars movies?

Disclaimer: I haven’t seen any of the movies.

How many are going to google the poster to see the foreboding shadow?!

Why Roger and Andy never sent Jason to a psychiatrist is beyond me.

ahhh… remember the innocence and excitement thinking the prequels were going to be as awesome as the earlier, later episodes? ;)

There will always be good versus evil but each side always thinks they are the good…..

I asked my step daughter what super power she would want one time. I was thinking, flight, super strength, healing. She paused for a moment and said with confidence, “Mind Control – it would make the arguments so much easier”.

I remember that poster, it looked awesome and got me excited. Then you actually meet Jake Loyd . . .

Lamest dream EVAH,Jason! You poor sap!

https://images.app.goo.gl/w9DTyKQhGa8Zfb6R7

Darth Vader an infamous mass killer and serial murderer.

He can still grow up to be a mad scientist and create his own “evil”

I just saw a related funny dialogue online …

“Why do the Star Wars movies go in the order 4, 5, 6 … 1, 2, 3?” (random guy)

“In charge of scheduling, I was.” (Yoda)