Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 19, 2020

I sure hope it is from the Boulevard press.

They are Gray squirrels, Red squirrels, they are Black squirrels and they flat squirrels and they are Splat squirrels , your choice.

Jackson Browne!

Since tree toity.

Talk about a Boulevard of Broken Dreams…

What’s next? Park Avenue-kill served in a cul-de-sack?

Bubba’s Restaurant featuring Roadkill du Jour.

No offense meant to the real Bubba’s where I have eaten. It has great food.

I have a “Road Kill” cookbook.

Tesla make the most divine road kill.

I knew a friend who lived on “Justamere Blvd.” He used to say, “Its not a road, or a street. Its just a mere boulevard.”

Nicer ambiance on the boulevard.

Why are the birds sitting on their butts?

“When my road use tax jumped 7 percent in one year.”

Le Mort de Cul de Sac take out!