I saw two similar strips during visits to my former chiropractor. One had a surgeon saying, “There. I think we got it all. Close the wallet, Doctor.” Another had a wife visiting her husband in the hospital, and telling him, “The doctor is suing you, He claims he left his car keys in you during the operation.”
Having the x-ray where it is would not bode well for any future family plans he may have. Those x-ray machines are likely much higher doses than a hospital x-ray would use.
nosirrom over 4 years ago
No, no clamp. But it might be a Rolex. We’ll have to open you up and take a look.
therese_callahan2002 over 4 years ago
I saw two similar strips during visits to my former chiropractor. One had a surgeon saying, “There. I think we got it all. Close the wallet, Doctor.” Another had a wife visiting her husband in the hospital, and telling him, “The doctor is suing you, He claims he left his car keys in you during the operation.”
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Hey, at least you finally got someone who is eager to go through all of your screening procedures!
P51Strega over 4 years ago
Having the x-ray where it is would not bode well for any future family plans he may have. Those x-ray machines are likely much higher doses than a hospital x-ray would use.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Tell them you swallowed a balloon filled with an illegal substance…
William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago
“No clamp”, says the guy, “But there is a Starbucks coffee cup in there”.