The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 21, 2020

Can hardly wait for the library to reopen. No I don’t have a book out.

After all we are not Belarus .

Fines are going away in many libraries

In my city in Southern Wisconsin, jail time is a possibility if the missing book drama goes on long enough.

It could be worse. I love this Rowan Atkinson sketch—Headmaster: Well… Well… Well, it’s all got to do with the library, you see. We’ve had a lot of trouble recently with boys taking out library books without library cards. Your son was caught, and I administered a beating, during which he died. But you’ll be glad to know… You’ll be glad to know that the ringleader was caught, so I don’t think we’ll be having any trouble with library discipline. You see, the library card system…

He has the right to remain silent. Anything he says will be used against him.

They could’ve thrown the book at him !

Be glad you dont live in Bloom County! https://www.gocomics.com/bloomcounty/2012/11/20

Naw, Wil. Just an afternoon in the pillory.

Don’t Bundy that book.

Married With Children clip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hG1GIyXL_o

https://www.today.com/parents/mom-faces-fines-possible-jail-time-over-late-library-books-t166624

Jail time? Nah, but maybe a firing squad.

Mr. Bookman from Seinfeld will come after you!

If the fine is more than the book costs, do you return it or buy them a new one???

Only if you lie…….