Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 18, 2020

Aren’t they a little too old for that?

Now it is pepperoni in short supply.

A house down the street got TP’d last weekend.

I’ll bet those masks are really soaked by the time they’re finished trying to drink their beers…

The price of toilet paper hasn’t changed around here.

He seems like a nice guy, don’t start egging houses.

He’s drinking in a bar. At the prices they charge, no wonder he can’t afford TP.

The toilet paper shelves may not be as full of as many products as they were 6 months ago, but the shortage is over

Our store even has deals on the single rolls that were the only thing coming in during the worst of things

Go ahead and TP, just dont get caught

I miss beef.

TP rolls are 1/4 in narrower than before March. I heard someone else question the width, so I bought a single roll to test against the roll I have in use.