Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 22, 2020

She should be okay as long as she’s the one throwing and not catching

Just don’t beat the guys too badly.

Is there any grinding involved?

I hope she aims better than Ed Ames (pun not oringially intended, but I’ll take credit for it anyway). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L5QC9ZJkM8

Awwwww cut it out! You ARE kidding?

…and one question you never thought she would ax.

Axe me if I care.

https://urbanaxes.com/austin/

Mom, the question you don’t want is about axe catching, not throwing.

If everyone jumped off of a bridge while throwing an axe, would you do it too?

The Lumber Jills are amazing.

Should a zombie apocalypse occur, it would be a most useful skill to be able to split skulls at a greater distance.

I’ve thrown tomahawks many times, but not an ax as of yet. But I do feel sorry for all the people quitting teir jobs and opening ax ranges to cash in on something that will doubt be history by about the time you read this (anyone else remember slot-car parlors?)

I’d suggest lawn darts instead.

I thought the Ren Faires were all closed.