The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 19, 2020

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    PICTO  over 4 years ago

    Talk about your “pearly whites”….

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    It’s Seamour from The Little Shore of Horror.

    (Oops, Seymour wasn’t the name of the plant. Oh well.)

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    TStyle78  over 4 years ago

    What a productive clam.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 4 years ago

    Used to be a really gritty dude!

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    Qiset  over 4 years ago

    “Clams got teeth!”

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    jel354  over 4 years ago

    Looks like the clam (nearly) has tryophobia.

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    Darryl Heine  over 4 years ago

    Oyster pearls make good false teeth?

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    KevinAclouse  over 4 years ago

    Is this “Argyle Sweater” or “Pearls Before Swine”?

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago

    CLAMS GOT TEETH!

    “He knows.” “Now we gotta kill him.”

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 4 years ago

    CLAMS!

    Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

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    uniquename  over 4 years ago

    He’s a real molar mouth.

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    Dumb as a clam! No wisdom teeth.

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    J Short  over 4 years ago

    Her name was Minnie.

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    Her name is Wisdom and those are her pearls.

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    mi_sbs  over 4 years ago

    “Oh, the oyster/has pretty teeth dear/and he shows them/pearly white…”

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Per my former A-Hole dentist, those wisdom teeth have to come out. My reply, “I use them!”

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    What set of choppers.

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    Today’s cartoon is definitely uncultured.

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    Another Take  over 4 years ago

    “Got your tongue pierced? BFD – CHECK OUT MY NEW CAPS!”

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    6turtle9  over 4 years ago

    I’ve heard of a bearded clam, but this is something else entirely.

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