WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 26, 2020

“Bible tales… could come true… they could happen to you… if you’re gullible…” (How do you put music notes in comments?)

Where’s the person who can find a safer replacement for plastic?

I wood but that $#!% don’t flush.

I gather Jonah returned after visiting Nineveh. Perhaps he had a worthwhile influence on their apparent curiosity of humans.

How about a nice big dose of Mercury?

Read “Fluke” by Christopher Moore.

Isn’t the surfboard on the right made of wood?

Do we dare ask what this guy eats?

Ooooooooooooh! I want the flamingo! But, I bet Patsnozzle wouldn’t let me have it in the house! :)