Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 17, 2020

oh, shins

Andy’s got a really mean kick.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is very versatile in his fighting , if he cannot reach the taller chap for a fist fight , he just kicks him in the shins :o) something similar happened to me when I was starting to date Connie , we where just sitting by the sea side when a fat jerk started to kick his ball in our direction and hitting my date , when I asked him to stop , he just came and challenged me to a fight , I punched him in the abdomen , but with the blubber there he just laughed it off, so I grabbed his arm and bit him till he bled and begged me to stop :o) my avatar is a spoof of an airline pilot unable to take off because his mummy had grounded him :o), how was your weekend? our Manic Monday should be busy but calm and happy because I managed to get an Email from an old friend that we both know, please don’t mention the name on GoComics , stay safe and BCNU pal

Andy 1 – Bully 0

Poor Andy, he ended up that night in a canal again, beaten.

The First Rule of Survival in Bar Fighting: Always pick on a big guy. He might hurt you, he might teach you some manners. Go picking on a little guy and he’ll just kill you.

As my pappy once told me – “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog”. I always lived by that credo and never looked for a fight – big or small.

Old age and treachery always overcomes youth and skill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0kVgSPAkcg

Hands are not the only weapon on the body.

RAH-RAH-REE, KICK ’EM IN THE KNEE!RAH-RAH-RASS, KICK ’EM IN THE OTHER KNEE!

Maybe they’ll share a cell in which to discuss their grievances.

I once met a petite woman who worked as a bouncer in a bar. When I asked “what kind of bouncer are you?” she laughed and replied “a very polite one”.

When confronted by a traditional burly male bouncer, a drunken oaf will try to show that he is the tougher alpha male. Up against a petite attractive woman who asks him to leave, the macho gorilla will shrivel up and slink away much emasculated.

“no, but I can soccer kick ya!” ;o)

Never underestimate the short guy with boots.

Andy has a way of bringing people down to his level.

The Bar is too big. It fits the big guy. It should fit Andy’s size so the other guy looks really big.

That jerk learned the hard way that ticking off Andy is a VERY bad idea!

don’t let Andy’s size fool you.