Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 17, 2020

that’s what you get for leaving your phone out of your pocket

Tony’s QOTD: Cleanly?

As a whistle. But it looks like Peter needs a swiffer solution to this problem

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/home/how-to-get-rid-of-a-mop-and-glo-coating/2020/02/07/2878a5fa-46cd-11ea-bc78-8a18f7afcee7_story.html

That’s why I don’t polish the floors.

Just buffing the floor with his socks!!!

Running in the house is risky business.

Is this a prequel?

New ringtone:

Still like that old time rock’n’ roll

That kind of music just soothes the soul

I reminisce about the days of old

With that old time rock ‘n’ roll

this is why you have caller id and voice mail.

Telephone rings either right after polishing the floors or just unlocking the door with an armful of stuff

For a second I thought he went THRU the table because he didn’t knock it over or shove it yet it looked like he slid right into it.

Maybe Peg used Pledge.

just let it go to voicemail. it’s probably a telemarketer anyway. i don’t put on socks and shoes unless i am going somewhere. when i come home they are the first things i take off.