Half Full by Maria Scrivan for August 22, 2020

Maybe some Wascally Wabbit hacked you account?

Today I plucked a carrot from the garden, picked a handful of cherry tomatoes and a potato from the cellar. My vegetables to compliment my baked fish.

When life gives you carrots, uh, bake a cake?

All through this thing that we’re going through, I have joined the masked throngs in the actual store. Especially with produce, I want to pick things out in person.

Notes on your order:

Beans were unavailable, a substitution was made.

Cauliflower was unavailable, a substitution was made.

Apples were unavailable, a substitution was made.

Cherries were unavailable, a substitution was made.

Chicken was unavailable, a substitution was made.

Steak unavailable, a substitution was made.

Toilet paper unavailable, a substitution was made.

Enjoy your groceries

When life gives you carrots, make carrot cake…

This happened to me…what I thought was a normal bag of pretzels, was a bag so big it could feed an army. Oy

If care at all

If you care at all

I still have not ventured in to online grocery shopping. I think I’m too picky for it.

Looks like the “0” key on your tablet is sticking…

Better get to the root of the problem.

“So that’s what a metric ton of carrots looks like.”

“I shouldn’t shop at FarmFutures.com.”

That’s about right, today’s panel is pretty much half full.

My husband ordered a bag of apples. They were out of stock so instead of getting individual apples that came to the same weight of a bag, the shopper gave us a single apple. I still shake my head thinking about that. We’ve done online grocery shopping since April and most shoppers are pretty good but we do get the occasional…ummm…unique shopper.