Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 30, 2011

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    Devils Knight  over 13 years ago

    a man finds a genie and the genie gives him 3 wishes but the genie says everything i give you your exwife gets double the man says ok so 1st he asks for a billion dollars ok the genie says and your wife has 2 billion 2nd wish he asks for 1 of every clasic car ok the genie says your has 2 of each 3rd wish he tells the genie beat me half to death

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    cbrsarah  over 13 years ago

    Let me see, my first wish would be the end of all wars and hatred. The second would be the end of hunger. The third is to have about $20,000,000.

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    CoBass  over 13 years ago

    @cbrsarah Gotta be careful how you phrase those wishes. Remember that for the genii, the easiest way to end all wars, all hatred, and all hunger would be to end the human race.

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    LordOfTheExacto  over 13 years ago

    Should that be scores OF beautiful, women, or scores WITH…?

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