F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 20, 2020

Your first clue might be “Can’t find internet”.

Ummmm, I hope you find a way to get a rest room break and maybe the occasional pizza!

Where’s my stapler???

Let the intramural game begin!

I knew a guy who worked for 4 different banks over a 5 year period, but his desk never moved.

I wondered why I hadn’t been paid.

My company just got rid of the cubicles early this year, built out a new office that had all of us packed in closely on desks next to each other with little separation. “Better communication” for engineers that spend 95% of their time working independently. Oh, and they saved a lot of money on floor space . . . until the pandemic hit. Now our nice brand new office is empty and has really no options to make it usable in a post covid world. Nice savings . . .

now with all of us working from home, that’s an even more scary situation…when one’s email doesn’t work does that mean we are no longer an employee???

does your cubicle have a bathroom?

If the company is located in NYC, it most likely will go out of business thanks to Cuomo’s never ending lockdown.

Think outside the box!