Close to Home by John McPherson for August 17, 2020

Back in my younger days when i played golf i had one of those. The water and i were very good friends.

Rousing words indeed. A Call to arms, you might say.

And with any luck he’ll find enough balls to sell them and pay the greens fee.

Since when has the word “golf” been a verb?

Sage wisdom

And remember that it takes balls to golf.

I’ve finally gotten into the habit of checking the copyright date first so I don’t waste time looking for Bleeb.

My favorite time each time I golfed. Finding that new ball.

my theory of water balls. A ball found in water seekd to return to the water as soon as possible

Just like those people at the ball game will risk life and limb for a baseball. That golf ball is right by a gator’s nest and I don’t see any gator, so…

“goonga-galunga”

Does that count in the club count for the bag? And what about the chainsaw for the woodpecker shots?