Close to Home by John McPherson for August 19, 2020

The dweeb shark.

Evolving the glasses was the trickiest part.

Looks like you’re not gonna be needing a bigger boat as much as you’ll be needing more observant eyes.;-D

I smell a rat. Some evil scientist with a diabolical plan has genetically engineered these sharks to gain control over certain oceans. Send in 007.

No bankers , no lawyers or politicians among them ?

A dorkal fin?

The dorksal fin shark.

Watch the feeding frenzy at this Star Trek Camp.

Nerrrrrdy Shark doo-doo-doo-doo

The seal never saw it coming.

Oh great. sharks that not only eat you but probably the latest Mac PC you could use

Must be a man thing

Next, they might evolve beautiful women’s faces to attract prey.

At least they found a way to keep their cap on.

Hey, they may have something there. Lets disguise submarine periscopes as shark fins.

I’m familiar with this species, the “Carcharodon Carcharias Frank”…

Cue the Jaws theme. Jaws from James Bond that is, not that other theme.

Well that’s going to keep me up tonight.

Well, you should be suspicious of someone swimming with a baseball cap on…

Nerdily brilliant. Evolution wins again.

It’s called the Nerd Shark!

Sneaky and ingenious.