Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 19, 2020

Perhaps they are being chased by that London Restaurant Chef for his new meat-lover’s lasagna?

“Fear not, gentlemen”, says Tarzan, “I know a great way to stop this stampede. All we need is to dig some pits over here and…”

There’s a tree nearby. Climb into it you all…

I almost missed the comma and thought Tarzan was conversing with a native buffalo.

It’s the herd mentality. They are trying to become immune from the local coronavirus.

A horde of buffalo is how the guys from the Bronx pronounce herd of buffalo.

Only five.

To Tarzan, that’s just a late lunch.

Nice artwork on the buffalo.

Now porky-piggy faced punk Pomeroy will have his opportunity to kill one of these mighty beasts, but he’s only good at shooting them in the back. If he misses, Tarzan will have to “clean up” his mess. Thanks a lot you swine! Back-shooter’s Lives Don’t Matter!!

The Cape Buffalo may be the most dangerous beast in Africa (after humans).

Y’all might want to move along to somewhere else…..Quickly!

My prediction; Pomeroy faces down the herd, shoots the lead buffalo, diverts the stampede. Tarzan gains a whole new respect for the big boy, and he becomes a tolerable good guy.

Petco must be having a sale.