The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for August 31, 2020

He can have a tantrum with the best of them.

I have seen much better behaved toddlers.

The terrible twos vs the terrible seventy twos.

Rerun this strip next year and let’s see if it still applies.

Diapers and most politicians need to be changed regularly for the same reason.

He is a toddler! Always whining and full of crap!

Toddlers have hope of maturing.

I use “piglet” as a more apt analogy. Constantly making loud grunts and greedily sucking at the teats.

A toddler has an excuse

Since when could anything nice be said about a toddler?

I’m going with “un-.”

George Carlin once said: If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, everything would collapse. It would destroy this country, because our system is based on an intricate and delicately balanced system of lies.

And I think that somehow, deep down, Americans understand this. That’s why they elected—and reelected—Bill Clinton. Because given a choice, Americans prefer their bulls**t right out front, where they can get a good, strong whiff of it. Clinton may have been full of s**t, but at least he let you know it. And people like that.

In ’96, Dole tried to hide his bulls**t, and he lost. He kept saying, “I’m a plain and honest man.” People don’t believe that. What did Clinton say? He said, “Hi folks! I’m completely full of s**t, and how do you like that?” And the people said, “You know what? At least he’s honest. At least he’s honest about being completely full of s**t.”

Well a lot of people are comparing Trump to Biden. Wonder what shape Biden’s underwear is in?