Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 26, 2020

Whatever works for you. Larry Norman asked that hot dogs and Crackerjacks be served at his memorial.

My parents had donut holes and root beer floats. Different tastes.

My niece had an informal wedding and a cookout type reception, with burgers, dogs, brats, and the usual picnic sides.

Hey, I’m 47 and I eat Froot Loops! My current box of cereal is Lucky Charms!

Cradle robber? Grave robber?

½ Scoop and Kimmy.

We had pizza and chicken wings along with an ice cream cake. Nobody complained.

FROOT LOOPS RULE!!

And she’s getting her AARP card soon.

Having froot loops, or is a froot loop?

If she chooses “ Golden Grahams”, or a high fiber cereal, that might give an indication their ages are too far apart.

So what? It’s not like he’s a cereal killer or something.