Uh oh…if he assembles it like have the junk I have assembled from IKEA based instructions, the head piece will be upside down. Smoked nuts are not/should not be on the menu!
Reminds me of the time I put together a basketball hoop and pole for my son’s birthday, the instructions warned, “improper installation could cause injury or death.”
Step 1 – go to Ikea and by a basic wooden chair and their biggest desk lamp.Step 2 – search Youtube for how to “hack” them into a functioning electric chair. ( I mean there’s got to be some 9 year old who has posted a “how to” video on the subject!)
I’ve gotten lots of good stuff from Ikea, and never had a problem with assembly or reading the instructions. The problem here is the timing — you can’t first be putting the chair together when the guy is already waiting to sit down.
Superfrog about 4 years ago
The execution of Allen Key was hexed from the start.
PleaseStay6PixelsAway about 4 years ago
“Would you mind just holding the ends of these two wires, please.”
Owhatadoc Premium Member about 4 years ago
I heard that many states returned their “Zåpleskonder” chairs for bookshelves and kitchenware.
JDP_Huntington Beach about 4 years ago
Uh oh…if he assembles it like have the junk I have assembled from IKEA based instructions, the head piece will be upside down. Smoked nuts are not/should not be on the menu!
Jeff0811 about 4 years ago
The reason it takes so long from sentencing to executing the sentence.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
This sends chills up and down my spine…..
John9 about 4 years ago
First stage of his execution make him work up a sweat putting it together himself, better to conduct the electricity.
My First Premium Member about 4 years ago
Cue John Travolta singing, “It’s electrifying”. (From the movie Grease).
homeboy about 4 years ago
I got this, I used to work at Ollie’s.
Longplay Premium Member about 4 years ago
Reminds me of the time I put together a basketball hoop and pole for my son’s birthday, the instructions warned, “improper installation could cause injury or death.”
rhpii about 4 years ago
To their surprise when assembled, it’s an electric recliner.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 4 years ago
No Allen key no chair
P51Strega about 4 years ago
Will they let him out early for good conduct-ing,… ooh, too late, huh?
chief tommy about 4 years ago
nooooooo — not really funny
ktsndog about 4 years ago
this made me have a great chuckle
mokspr Premium Member about 4 years ago
Step 1 – go to Ikea and by a basic wooden chair and their biggest desk lamp.Step 2 – search Youtube for how to “hack” them into a functioning electric chair. ( I mean there’s got to be some 9 year old who has posted a “how to” video on the subject!)
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Yeah, next time order it from Amazon.
paullp Premium Member about 4 years ago
I’ve gotten lots of good stuff from Ikea, and never had a problem with assembly or reading the instructions. The problem here is the timing — you can’t first be putting the chair together when the guy is already waiting to sit down.