Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 31, 2020

The Yankees won 4-3. Ruth was 0 for 1 with a walk, but he did have a stolen base.

When I was in the Navy, our joke name for the intergluteal cleft was “plumber’s quals”.

Andy Capp should move to Scotland

That’s great. More scotch to drink! (I hope I can afford those).

There must be a medical term for cleavage.

AHA! Thanks Google. “intermammary cleft”

Wait. They used to put people in jail for speeding?! I would be spending a third of my life in jail if they still did that!

Babe Ruth was black?

his duck pants. when he bends over you can see his quack……

But he wasn’t driving… Harold was the one speeding! :D

So, does that mean that the latin word for plumber is glute?

I wonder how the cop who arrested Ruth fared after the whole thing was over.

You get in the car for a long trip with the kids.

18.5 million barrels of whiskey on the wall.

18.5 million barrels of whiskey, take one down pass it around.

18,499,999 barrels of whiskey on the wall.

18,499,999 of whiskey on the wall.

On this day in history on August 31 1961 A concrete wall replaces the barbed wire fence that separates East and West Germany, it will be called the Berlin wall.

Man, I’m getting so sick of that idiot

hic … an’ itch th’ bes’ whishky in th’ wurl.. plop

Tayk care an’ gezhoonhite.. hic

Too bad the production in Scotland still lags behind the demand from off duty police in Oregon!

Babe, butts, and booze. What a way to start the week.

I’ve tried whiskey that’s been aged by throwing a chunk of charred wood in the raw spirits and putting it in a pressure chamber to be squeezed repeatedly for ~40 minutes. It’s pretty good. I see a variation of this process being the future of even the finest scotches.

A.K.A. Cleftal horizon, bum line or bike rack. :p (The IT Crowd)

What’s more important is how many barrels of bourbon are maturing in the US at any given time.

Somebody made a movie called “Buttcrack.” It’s actually pretty funny, about a reluctant zombie.

Meanwhile, local Scots, instead of singing “99 bottles of beer on the wall” are instead singing “18,500,000 barrels of whiskey in the cellar”.

“Intergluteal cleft”? Are you sure it isn’t something like “Insufficient belt tension”?

And at any given time there are 37 million Scots busy sobering up…

boy, that sure is a lot of immature whiskey…

The next time my co-worker lets his crack be exposed like this, I will say “Intergluteal cleft! Intergluetal cleft!”

I prefer “Butt Crack”… wait, that came out wrong.

I thought the term for butt crack like that was “plumber butt”.

God bless Scotland!