The blog fails to note that by reducing the life expectancy 8 years, smoking may save the Social Security system. That is almost 100 less checks that have to be printed. So if you love Grandma, send her a carton of Luckies.
Remember, Big tobacco is not the only ones who profit off smoking. With the second highest cigarette tax, my state is on the way to pay off its debt. Be patriotic, light a butt today.
P.S. If anyone would like to come by for a visit I’ll be signing autographs at Adventures in Dentures! in Raytown, Missouri today from 4:00 until bedtime (or 5:30 p.m., whichever comes first). I’ll sign photos from my pictorial* in Not-So-Modern Maturity magazine at $5 a pop (free with every new set of uppers).
* Some featured (and very tasteful) “art work” from the photo shoot can be viewed at my publicist’s web site - here, here, and here.
good blog… re: Easter 1955, cute little girls… fascinating at that age how maturation happens…. the look on the middle girl’s face… “I’m beautiful and I know it… look out world…”
Mother Thalweg, how will you make the early bird special for dinner if you’re signing autographs from 4:00 until bedtime? I’m worried you won’t be fed properly and may pass out.
margueritem over 13 years ago
That’s right!
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
I’m a one-wolf manpack.
Well, not ‘zackly.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
I am offensive, er offended.
The blog fails to note that by reducing the life expectancy 8 years, smoking may save the Social Security system. That is almost 100 less checks that have to be printed. So if you love Grandma, send her a carton of Luckies. Remember, Big tobacco is not the only ones who profit off smoking. With the second highest cigarette tax, my state is on the way to pay off its debt. Be patriotic, light a butt today.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
did you know that Muntjac Fawns taste just like chicken?
of course you have to skin them, rip them to pieces and gut them before cooking. mmm, that’s tasty fawn!
Mother Thalweg over 13 years ago
Dear Mr. 3hourtour
Welcome back. We’ve missed you.
Sincerely,
Rotifer’s Mother
P.S. If anyone would like to come by for a visit I’ll be signing autographs at Adventures in Dentures! in Raytown, Missouri today from 4:00 until bedtime (or 5:30 p.m., whichever comes first). I’ll sign photos from my pictorial* in Not-So-Modern Maturity magazine at $5 a pop (free with every new set of uppers).
* Some featured (and very tasteful) “art work” from the photo shoot can be viewed at my publicist’s web site - here, here, and here.
Fred Kuechenmeister over 13 years ago
good blog… re: Easter 1955, cute little girls… fascinating at that age how maturation happens…. the look on the middle girl’s face… “I’m beautiful and I know it… look out world…”
Thomas R. Williams over 13 years ago
The Free Dictionary also defines him.
MisngNOLA over 13 years ago
Mother Thalweg, how will you make the early bird special for dinner if you’re signing autographs from 4:00 until bedtime? I’m worried you won’t be fed properly and may pass out.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
What’s Up, squirrel?
The squirrel goes to Anthrocon: