Is this a newly-discovered method for deflating Mitch McConnell?
Pretty sure that’s a tortoise, not a turtle.
This is such an old trick. Seen it many times on Penn and Teller.
I expected him to snort it up his nose! Coke Turtle!
Reminds me of the far side today, the mailman getting sucked into the mailbox.
The turtle is actually still in the straw!
That’s a pretty random thought… What do you estimate the odds are that the Herb of Randomness was involved?
Probably not an ‘upper’…
Is this why we can’t have plastic straws anymore? I thought it was because a straw got into a turtle, not the other way around.
Why?
A slow sucking process not to be repeated…..WE SHELL SEE!
Field survival technique: how to soup a turtle. Always carry a straw.
TADA! And now surviving Salmonella!!
OH GROSS!!
This does not age well.
B. Kliban
Kind&Kinder almost 4 years ago
Is this a newly-discovered method for deflating Mitch McConnell?
dadoctah almost 4 years ago
Pretty sure that’s a tortoise, not a turtle.
Zykoic almost 4 years ago
This is such an old trick. Seen it many times on Penn and Teller.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I expected him to snort it up his nose! Coke Turtle!
Cpeckbourlioux almost 4 years ago
Reminds me of the far side today, the mailman getting sucked into the mailbox.
cooganm Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The turtle is actually still in the straw!
ForrestOverin almost 4 years ago
That’s a pretty random thought… What do you estimate the odds are that the Herb of Randomness was involved?
comixbomix almost 4 years ago
Probably not an ‘upper’…
cdnalor almost 4 years ago
Is this why we can’t have plastic straws anymore? I thought it was because a straw got into a turtle, not the other way around.
pheets almost 4 years ago
Why?
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
A slow sucking process not to be repeated…..WE SHELL SEE!
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Field survival technique: how to soup a turtle. Always carry a straw.
Vet Premium Member almost 4 years ago
TADA! And now surviving Salmonella!!
stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago
OH GROSS!!
Agapostemon almost 4 years ago
This does not age well.