Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 23, 2020

Leo, try to leave your work at home, for once!!

You can’t forget extra sprinkles.

Oy! Does Leopold EVER stop thinking of terrorizing people?

Painful order for you, ice cream guy. I’d pay to see you try. Well, not really.

I saw that movie! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Want_to_Eat_Your_Pancreas

For some reason I thought of the sundays you could get in a miniature baseball helmet of your favorite team.

I can see Gary getting an ice cream cone (vanilla, at that) for himself. But it stretches credulity to see Leopold go for one, too. At least Leopold’s thoughts are in the right place!

Sprinkles on a cone?

Leo is a (human) meat and potatoes kind of monster. Hold the potatoes!

You may want to think again, little green monster. Hyoomans are unfit and unhealthy as they mostly eat junk. You sure you still want to eat them?