That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 17, 2020

The elderly Madame D’Arberville had to be reminded that she was going in a sedan chair and not a portable outhouse.

As a package deal, one hour after the Uber Eats delivery, the Uber John arrives.

“It’s extra for a window seat.”

Madam is on her way to watch the famous magician, David Copperfield. What Madam doesn’t realize is that she won a golden ticket, and that this sedan chair will be sawed in half as part of the show.

I think the contraption is big enough for Madame D’Arberville, but I’m not certain if her wig will fit.

Her carriers always referred to it as the litter box…

“‘Cushioned Carriers charges by the pound. If Her Ladyship would kindly step onto the scale.’ That’s the last thing I remember saying, Doc, before waking up in this hospital.”

“Ah, Madame, it’s so easy, you’ll love it. You get in, I close the doors and you disappear!”

That’s some Grecian bend she’s got there. I think her corset cover must have shrunk in the wash.

And don’t forget to smile for the pictures.

new shoes can be such a pain…

This wasn’t what Maude expected for a getaway vehicle.

“Don’t forget to fasten your seatbelt Madam. The road can be a little bumpy. Right Cedric.” (wink)

The date must be before 1775 when the revolutionary army took over the airports! :D

Driving around the original basket case.

“Walk right in/ sit right down/ Baby let your hair hang..uh…”

“Ever’body talkin’ ‘bout a new way of walkin’..”

Um, wait Madam, we’re over here; perhaps Madame should wear her glasses, truly.

That “sedan chair” looks more like a roadster.

A green vehicle

Years of sedan travel had had a deleterious affect on madam’s posture. But while it had been bad for her back, it did help her display some nice “back”. You other guys can’t deny.

Sorry Madam, you are still too tall for this ride.

If les cabinet had not arrived when it did, Mme Orleans might have been forced to leave a stain on King Louis’ parquet floor.

Guy holds black thong that she will change into during the ride to the beach.

By Jove, it’s SMALLER on the INSIDE!!!!

Sir John’s last opportunity for joining the 6 inch high club.

Madame was not that much of a load, but her baggage made this fare an Uber Lyft indeed!

Remind me to have you beheaded on my return.

If you’re not the lead chair-carrier, the view never changes.

Sedan chair: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Maurice_Leloir_-_La_chaise_%C3%A0_porteur.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/leloir_maurice.html 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Maurice_Leloir/11048268/Maurice_Leloir.aspx 

https://www.delvaille.art/en/maurice-leloir-1853-1940-the-fabric-merchant.htm 

all have info about this artist (again, if his askart.com bio is truncated, it can be read for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/06/24?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 17 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2515 (August 16, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“Boy, you’re gonna carry that weight……..”

She had practiced getting in and out of the new sedan chair so often that she got stuck in position.

“Every trip she seems to put on more and more weight.”

This painting shows us why the Duchesse de Derriere was nicknamed Lady Leadbottom.

Driving Miss D’Aisy

“The minute she says Are we there yet?, I’m dumping her off on the side of the road.”

Ah. That’s what they meant by an Atomic Wedgie.

How do you like our new line of vertical coffins?

judging by her stance the porta potty is just on time, and not a moment too soon.

Sorry, madam, showing me your ankles does not excite me, and I am certainly not going to lose my head over that.

Me, after wearing heels all day!

One kid (in disguise) on the shoulders of another one. They are heading to the movie theater, trying to sneak in the over 17 movie.

Her spine, permanently bent from far too many such taxi rides…