Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 31, 2020

It looks like artificial insemination.

Ewwwwwwww.

Yow, I dont need to see that.

I’ve heard that greedy farmers inject some artificial growth chemicals into fruits and vegetables.

Wrong place. That’s why it doesn’t work. And where did he get the seeds?

I really need to stop reading these while eating breakfast.

LMAO and spitting coffee ! Thanks Mark!

That hypodermic needle must HUUUUUUUGE! HUUUUUUUUUUGE I say!

LOL! I can’t even begin to fathom how you arrived at this joke! You have a very strange mind, Mark.

I usually inject vodka.

That can be expensive…about a melion bucks.

Looked it up, lots of diploid and triploid discussion. Still don’t know. Too slow this morning.

There’s IV and IM injections, this is IB, in the butt more common site when you came in with an STD

Reminds me of when we used to use those needles to shoot vodka into oranges. It helped to have nurses as friends. Good times!

Same ole rind….

Does in-vitro fertilization normally go through the butt?

gross

This is basically what they are doing to us today. No thanks, organic and natural is always better!