Geech by Jerry Bittle for November 18, 2021

“No, that’s gone up to $5.”

How many Protestant sects, of the sort that refer to their congregants as “brother” and “sister”, also have their ministers wear clerical collars?

That’s a genuine question, not making fun of anybody, in case that’s not clear. I gather that the minister is not Catholic or Episcopalian. Of course, it’s a quick way of establishing that he is a minister.

If you give him a buck it will only encourage to come back.

I see the reverend is employing reverse psychology…

“Madam, I *swimmed here from lands circumboreal

in search of an ancient tutorial

purporting to thrust

terrestrial lust

aside for true piscatorial."

“Someone’s pranked you, sir, at the least.

I’ve no way to double-back beast.

I egg in a clutch,

your sperm won’t do much,

and I make of the donor a feast."

*[Yeah, I know but I like how it scans.]

“Madam, I *swimmed here from lands circumboreal

in search of an ancient tutorial

purporting to thrust

terrestrial lust

aside for true piscatorial."

“Someone’s pranked you, sir, at the least.

I’ve no way to double-back beast.

I egg in a clutch,

your sperm won’t do much,

and I make of the donor a feast."

*[Yeah, I know but I like how it scans.]

“Madam, I *swimmed here from lands circumboreal

in search of an ancient tutorial

purporting to thrust

terrestrial lust

aside for true piscatorial."

“Someone’s pranked you, sir, at the least.

I’ve no way to double-back beast.

I egg in a clutch,

your sperm won’t do much,

and I make of the donor a feast."

*[Yeah, I know but I like how it scans.]

“Madam, I *swimmed here from lands circumboreal

in search of an ancient tutorial

purporting to thrust

terrestrial lust

aside for true piscatorial."

[]

“Someone’s pranked you, sir, at the least.

I’ve no way to double-back beast.

I egg in a clutch,

your sperm won’t do much,

and I make of the donor a feast."

*[Yeah, I know but I like how it scans.]

“Madam, I *swimmed here from lands circumboreal

in search of an ancient tutorial

purporting to thrust

terrestrial lust

aside for true piscatorial."

[]

“Someone’s pranked you, sir, at the least.

I’ve no way to double-back beast.

I egg in a clutch,

your sperm won’t do much,

and I make of the donor a feast."[]

*[Yeah, I know but I like how it scans.]

“Madam, I *swimmed here from lands circumboreal

in search of an ancient tutorial

purporting to thrust

terrestrial lust

aside for true piscatorial."

[]

“Someone’s pranked you, sir, at the least.

I’ve no way to double-back beast.

I egg in a clutch,

your sperm won’t do much,

and I make of the donor a feast."

[]

*[Yeah, I know but I like how it scans.]