Geech by Jerry Bittle for December 19, 2021

I thought he’d say Volkswagon.

I’m going to have to get new carpet soon. I dread it.

If you buy the carpet on sale there’s a good chance it’ll cost more to install than the carpet costs.

My wife told me she wanted to ‘invest’ in some new drapes. LOL

Have carpets in only one room, and it’s an unused bedroom. No carpets ever again for me.