In front stormed the mothers, all brandishing handbags As heavy and as deadly as twenty-pound sandbags. With gusto they swung them, the better to smash ears of innocent floor-walkers, buyers and cashiers. (“The Month Before Christmas (an unscheduled visit from St. Nicholas)”, Frank Jacobs & Don Martin, MAD Magazine)
cracker65 8 months ago
Walmart shoppers
jmworacle 8 months ago
Gee, and it’s “only” two months before Christmas…..
jrankin1959 8 months ago
In front stormed the mothers, all brandishing handbags As heavy and as deadly as twenty-pound sandbags. With gusto they swung them, the better to smash ears of innocent floor-walkers, buyers and cashiers. (“The Month Before Christmas (an unscheduled visit from St. Nicholas)”, Frank Jacobs & Don Martin, MAD Magazine)
ArcticFox Premium Member 8 months ago
Nadine’s already in seventh heaven with that big donut she’s got.