Geech by Jerry Bittle for November 25, 2023

I know the feeling, I’ve been under tall for many years now.

I was so thrilled as a teen to be almost 5’3" tall. And now I’ve shrunk to 5’ short.

I guess tall and thin beats short and fat.

I’ve was 5’7" in my youth. I am now 5’5"

I’m still trying to get my nose and ear hair to migrate to the top of my head.

Of course it was your idea, Artie. You’ll come up with any excuse not to diet or exercise.

Just spend some time on the rack, Artie.